there's a happy side during working days=)

been complaining about my sucky job alot i know.. LOL.. and i probably haven't blog bout my funniest update bout my work...which is...my boss gave up on me.. no.. seriously gave up on me.. LOL LOL LOL..

on a one very fine tuesday morning, god heard my complaints and whinnings.. He probably couldn't take it.. My boss on the veyr special morning told me, "simone, you don't need to do sales anymore.. jus go help up with the office decorations and admin work.. ahahhahahah.... tht must be the greatest dream came true... hahahaha.. or maybe.. nightmares came to an end..

being a usual whiner like everyone else who's doin blogging, i know.. i've been giving alot of shits.. haha.. but there're happy things tht happened during this month is singapore..

and i have to update.. not every of my colleagues are good.. i learnt a hard way.. and i feel very stupid being so trustful and i promised i wont be so kind anymore... for some who knew.. you know who it is.. hahhaa..

so anyways.. i went to movies
1. you dont mess with the zohan










it's freaking hilarious..a total must-see!

2. wanted









all i can say is the combination of angelina jolie and red Ferrari is SEXY.. may not be a good movie to watch if u get nightmares easily.. jus too bloody for me..

i went mexicans

looks inviting right? it gets really sick half way through it.. LOL.. and i also went steamboat, hong kong restaurant, americans, singapore's famous bak gu teh(which btw brought my a filipino friend who had been here like 6 months ago and know singapore much better than we do-_-)

went SHOPPING!! omg.. i love sales! actually.. i only bought from mng.. hahaha.. there's also Zara sales.. but i dun have anymore to spurge on tht..

top: 25 dollars
jeans: 66 dollars! makes my legs look longer..

blink blink armor top: 35 dollars!

top: 49 dollars wtf.. i must have lost my mind...but it's just so pretty

there're abit more here and there... but let's not go into details.. the guilt is killing me...

and... i found a perfect place for my birthday celebration!

such a cozy place.. hehee.. tht's patrick btw.. he's my office buddy

ooh.. and i learnt how to play pool.. i mean i learnt quite some time back.. but i know nuts.. noww... i finally catch the skills behind it..hehehhe..

yea.. it's upside down.. i too lazy to flip it.. it's my sis looking billiard-ly pro

yupp... i guess thts all.. and one thing i seriously feeel like doing!! karaoke!!.. i have never ever been to one before.. why nobody wants to bring me go!!!!!

line of the day...

'the slut is turned on'

ahahhahahahhahahahah

lesson behind it: never name your cell's bluetooth slut.. hahaha..there can be some misunderstandings...

the player

the games i play
sometimes i play it so well
i even fool myself


p.s. i don't love you

a happy call sick day

it means no work day.. LOL..

Q called me this morning and asked how i was doing in a sympathetic tone. which i on the other hand, was happily feeling sick cos i don't have to go work. LOL LOL LOL.

actually happiness aside, i am feeling a bit guilty for not going to work. hahha.. sinful sia.. i sms-ed my manager in the morning to tell him i wasn't in good shape to go to work. but being the usual unusually huge sotong head i am, i did not send to the right number. sigh. as a result of that, i got a pissed off irritated manager calling me 920 in the morning asking me why wasnt i in the office. yes. i am in deep shit.

hahaha..

work is super dreadful everyday. i loath calling people begging them to listen to me, hoping they wont slam their phone on me, hoping the manager wont ask me why my sales are so bad, and longing lunch breaks and tea breaks. the consolations i have from work are probably the people. i am happy to find some cute and forever 'on' colleagues there. they would go all the way to yishun just because they wanna hav coffee with me or watch movie with me. haha. and the very cute theressa sitting beside me acting as my office mommy listening to my whinnings and bearing with my tortured working face. LOL. yes. i very qian bian during work. and the random sms-es i got during work. i think the whole office and some of my friends know i hate the job that's y they like to entertain me. hehe. and the briefings, 15 mins breaks, lunch hour and 7pm is the time i most looking forward to everyday.

there's one line from theressa i think i could hardly forget.

simone baby i finally see you smile today...

LOL that was time to go home. and i am very punctual everyday.

a day at home

date: 16/6/2008
venue: new home on the coffee table

here i am writing this piece about my home (new home) in my living room. and this time, i am literally writing with pen and writing pad with my sec school name printed on top of it.

been writing about home quite alot since i left home for studies in singapore. i'm very sure it wouldn't have happened just 4 years back when i was doing my form 6 and couldn't wait to get out of my home and live on my own with all the freedom i longed since forever. i am not complaining really, being in singapore is one of the many blessings i got in life. i've learnt my fair bits, made friends from people around the world, earnt my own allowance, taking of myself and doing chores which i needn't do for myself when i was at home.

the first year was great, i was so glad i finally grew out from my parents' overprotective territory and built one on my own. but as time goes, with freedom comes responsibilities and loneliness. often at times, it overwhelms me. suddenly the surrounding of cruel realities set in, the feelings of smallness and powerlessness suffocate me. the huge shelter provided by parents would feel so far away and i was all by myself. it sometimes scares me, and at tht very moments, i just wanna scream STOP, i want to stop growing up and stay complacent all my life. i wan responsibilities no more.

'practice the pause. when u're in doubt. practice the pause.' that's what a friend told me.

yes. just practice the pause. take a deep breath and welcome the battlefield with the open arms.

I'm in my new home now. but strangely it doesn't alienates me, which is quite surprising as i thought i'd miss my old home which i've lived in for 20 years terribly. but then. i realised maybe i doesnt matter where my house is located, my home is my family.

anyways, on a second thought, location does matter. i wouldn't want my home to be located in the singapore's ugly HDB or in the middle of skyline in the big city. right here, my home is comfortably spacious where we do not need to use bamboo stick to hang our laundry like how it's done in the HDB flat( the most tiring house chores to do) nor using the laundry dryer (i've never seen one till i came to singapore''') here, we sun dry our clothes ON OUR PORCH. LOL. that should sound pretty alien to city people.

here, also lived my family. not my landlord( they are great people don't get me wrong) we are so familiar which each other we walk up and down the house without feeling a tiny lil bit of awkwardness. when i don't feel like it, i could just tell my mom, 'mom i dont feel like doing the dishes today' haha.. of course she'd nag a bit but hey, i wouldnt be worried she'd hold grudges on me or what.

this morning i woke up alone in the house cos was too lazy to go out with my sis and cousin. i took breakfast which was readily on the dining table and went upstairs again for my OTH drama marathon (i've lots to say bout OTH, haha, but later) in the middle of it, mom called, it was the usual 'have u had breakfast? later blah blah blah for lunch ok?' LOL i used to think that was naggy, but now, it warms me=).

went downstairs again cos the room was too hot, made myself a glass of ice water, turned on the stereo, grabbed my long abandoned half read Dan Brown's and lay on the couch. It feels really great being home.

lotsa memory flashbacks. life was easier back then=). and am so looking forward for my one month stay at home. till then, peace.

job as a call girl

# customer 1: eh u crazy ar, i'm in malaysia lar!!!

#customer 2: *after call girl had spent 10 mins talking non stop bout her credit card* eh i have no income leh.. u look for my husband lar.. but i don't have his phone number, u slow slow find lar ha.. hehehhe *evil laugh*

#customer 3: who is this? standard chartered bank ar?! what's the problem ar??!?

#customer 4: i have alot of credit cards already you know, i have enough them so i don't have time for this and dont call me again.. blah blah blah blah...

#customer 5: ooh girl like that ar.. then u send to me lar, if i'm in good mood then i sign lar if not good mood then too bad lor...today ar uncle very good mood so can talk to you nicely lar.. blah blah..

#customer 6: i'm in overseas now and it's 5am in the morning and i don't think i need this call!

#customer 7: *trying to imitate the amateur cal girl* arh arh arh... don't be so nervous lar.. okla okla.. whatever lar.. as long as u get the commisions

can't think of so many more... being a call girl means u have to handle alot of 'amusing' customers. u can take it jokingly or cry like a baby..

#colleague 1: simone u can do it.. just keep calling and don't put down the phone.. eh simone are you ok? it pains me to see you sad everyday...just keep on callin like what i do k.. then u'll get the 'FEEL'...... let's tell ourselves we can do it ok.. yes?? yes?????? oh wells...

# colleague 2: eh simone u think i'm qualified to date a chinese girl or not?? is that a tricky question??

#colleague 3: eh simone u are attached huh? then is your mother free?? omgg...

#collegue 4: jus now when i first saw you right.. i wan to talk to you already.. u know why?? i think u know why.. hehe.. and my father bought me an EVO 10.. before this i always think of picking up different girls but when i start working here.. i stopped thinking that anymore.. u know why? and i think u know..

#collegue 5: who wans to lead the exercise today?? *simone!* hey simone please lead the tea break exercise for us! T__T do u have to do this to me??


yea.. work is alot of fun ^_^

hello from singapore

been away from blogging for quite some time now.. reason being my life have been fucked upside down with the sucky job.. haha.. not so kuazang lar.. i just hate persuading people.. and i personally do despise sales persons.. and i'm now one of them.. what an irony..

anyways.. shall post some of the photos of my new place in singapore. it's a very nice place.. which makes our half a year search worth the effort.. the landlords are super nice.. made us meals, brought us to buy groceries, ask me drink soup summore.. hahass.. and they are so cute they always quarrel over little things..they are uncle dan.. who doesn't like to be called uncle and may the good wife =)

my room=)

the living room
the kitchen

the toilet

hehe.. cozy right?? it's like a consolation from sucky work.. hehe.. speaking of which.. aside from the boring job.. people in the office are warm and fun.. it's like a multinational office.. we have Malaysians, Singaporeans, Filipinos, Pakistanis etc etc.. always trying to sabo me go out drink movie and dinner. . haha.. being the lazy bum i always have been.. it's really too much as i rather stay home sleep.. i only got sabo-ed once.. hahha... and i think one of them a bit mad cos i always find excuses to reject their offers.. :-P

update more nex time.. must have been not blogging for too long..-.- loss of words..

peace-.-