Wednesday, June 11, 2008

job as a call girl

# customer 1: eh u crazy ar, i'm in malaysia lar!!!

#customer 2: *after call girl had spent 10 mins talking non stop bout her credit card* eh i have no income leh.. u look for my husband lar.. but i don't have his phone number, u slow slow find lar ha.. hehehhe *evil laugh*

#customer 3: who is this? standard chartered bank ar?! what's the problem ar??!?

#customer 4: i have alot of credit cards already you know, i have enough them so i don't have time for this and dont call me again.. blah blah blah blah...

#customer 5: ooh girl like that ar.. then u send to me lar, if i'm in good mood then i sign lar if not good mood then too bad lor...today ar uncle very good mood so can talk to you nicely lar.. blah blah..

#customer 6: i'm in overseas now and it's 5am in the morning and i don't think i need this call!

#customer 7: *trying to imitate the amateur cal girl* arh arh arh... don't be so nervous lar.. okla okla.. whatever lar.. as long as u get the commisions

can't think of so many more... being a call girl means u have to handle alot of 'amusing' customers. u can take it jokingly or cry like a baby..

#colleague 1: simone u can do it.. just keep calling and don't put down the phone.. eh simone are you ok? it pains me to see you sad everyday...just keep on callin like what i do k.. then u'll get the 'FEEL'...... let's tell ourselves we can do it ok.. yes?? yes?????? oh wells...

# c
olleague 2: eh simone u think i'm qualified to date a chinese girl or not?? is that a tricky question??

#colleague 3: eh simone u are attached huh? then is your mother free?? omgg...

#collegue 4: jus now when i first saw you right.. i wan to talk to you already.. u know why?? i think u know why.. hehe.. and my father bought me an EVO 10.. before this i always think of picking up different girls but when i start working here.. i stopped thinking that anymore.. u know why? and i think u know..

#collegue 5: who wans to lead the exercise today?? *simone!* hey simone please lead the tea break exercise for us!
T__T do u have to do this to me??


yea.. work is alot of fun ^_^




2 comments:

Anonymous said...

just two things:
1) i'm amused by customer #2
2) ur simply irresistable....hahaha

wh

Norven said...

goodnessss i cant imagine if i have to take all this crap myself :( i will probably quit in one week's time... but i can understand the customers frustrations though, the job is just not meant for us la! and why are there so many guys picking you up?? so unfair ok!