some random story over take-away food

conversation between a lady from china (hawker) and a customer(singaporean)

“哈咯！小姐要吃什么？？”
'hello! what would you like to eat miss? :D'

"我要kuey teow horfun!"
'kuey teow horfun'

"哦! 那你要怎样的 horfun"
'oh, what kinda horfun u'd like?'

"我要kuey teow horfun 拉!kuey teow horfun!!!!"
'i wan horfun lar!! kueyteow horfun!'

"小姐我知道你想吃kuey teow horfun, 可是你要哪一种horfun??"
'i know you wan horfun, but what kinda horfun u want??'

"eh!! 你们这些中国来的什么都不会的leh!"
'u people from china never know anything!!'

"小姐!中国人不是人吗????"
'?!? miss! are we not human to you?!'

"所以我就说啊, 我每次看到中国人就觉得他们很臭!
'NO, i tell you.. when i see china people from afar, i would feel they're very smelly!'
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ahahhaha.. poor auntie.. can u believe how ridiculous these ppl can be?